Moving northeast through Zambia we have found some better food than the standard Zambian Nshima dish. We think nshima is made from maize and cassava and bears a striking resemblance to grits, but drier and smoother. Nshima dishes are pretty standard, served with a side of some (hopefully identifiable) meat or vegetable (almost always something akin to collards). The nshima is intended to be rolled into balls and used to scoop the side. After our first experience scooping it up with a bus ticket (me) and an Obama button (Arianna) we started packing utensils. We have happily supplemented many of our nshima meals with omelets which seem to be standard fair in guesthouses. Now in the north we are starting to see more baked goods and samosas. We pack the Pajero every chance we get.
Under a setting sun we headed off to Kapisha Hot Springs, about 20 km away, owned and operated by the other grandson, Mark. Here there was a deserted, yet amazing hot spring that, with beers in hand, we spent hours soaking in. We were the only guests and camped down by the river. Unfortunately we committed to two nights by requesting a special dinner to be cooked for us the second night. It's a bit of a long and tedious story, but essentially, after spending a little time with Mark and his wife, Mel, we realized that the nuttiness that inspired the Shiwa House runs in the family. Mark had a few screws loose and was paranoid as hell. And it would be an understatement to describe Mel as just plane evil. It's unfortunate such a beautiful relaxing place is run by psychopathic nut-jobs. If you are ever in the area, I suggest you just visit the hot springs on a day trip only.
Next stop was Kasama, a bit of a bustling town occupied mostly by the Bembo people. There was actually a grocery store and a gas station - big time! Outside the town we took in a few waterfalls and visited the local cave paintings. Our guide Rufus, gave the best tour we have received from any Zambian since Yotam at South Luangwa NP. What made it good? Besides his ability to deviate from a memorized script he actually was able to formulate his own disagreements with what a former achealogists had interpreted from the paintings. I do not mean to sound condescending about many of the other Zambians we have met. They are a wonderfully peaceful and friendly people on the whole, but Arianna and I are constantly amazed and their near-zero ability to enterprise or think outside the box. I do not think either that I have a limited perception despite my short visit. Zambia is a resource-rich nation. There is a significant amount of arable land and nearly 40% of all of Africa's hydroelectric potential, yet the country is almost entirely undeveloped and in the dark. They could not only feed their northern neighbors but power their bordering neighbors. Yet from the top down there seem to be very few entreprenurial examples or efforts to carve out a new economic niche. I have found fairly solid affirmation for this perspective from the few foreign (and white) enterprising individuals we have met throughout Zambia who have found most of their efforts to awaken the local populace to their potential as mostly futile. Hence, we tipped Rufus well.We spent our last few days with the Pajero exploring the towns of Mbala and Mpulungo with plans to catch the weekly ferry to Tanzania. The ferry takes a slow 3 days cruising the 500+ km up Lake Tanginyika - with food stores and a box of wine in hand, we were stoked. Of course our plans were dashed when we got to the port and found out the only ferry out of Zambia had been diverted to move Congolese refugees back 'home'. I guess we have little room to get upset but it made for a following stressful 24 hours to figure out alternative plans. We looked into bus options across the border but there was little on the otherside in way of transport. We were approached by a guy trying to rent us a car - too sketchy. Conveniently, we ran into Frank, a guy we met the night before while hanging out at 'Harry's Bar.' Incidentally, Frank was also a local cop who spent much of his time and cell phone minutes trying to arrange for a car rental that we could take across the border and investigating the potential legality issues associated with us taking said such car across the border. However, with 15 minutes before the 'point of no return' for me to notify Lakinando (owner of the Pajero) of the drop off point, we changed all our plans and drove to the border town of Nkonde, 200 km away.
The following morning the car exchange with the return-driver at the border was fairly seamless, relative to what I had anticipated. Two nights prior, I had had a conversation with what I assume to be a drunk Lakinando who was trying to get another 500,000 kwacha out of us or call the cops. Unbeknownest to him, we shared drinks with Frank the same night! The border crossing with packs in hand was not too bad either, and 1 hour later we were in Tanzania - a whole different world! The people are not quite as friendly as Zambians, things are pretty messy and disheveled, buses abound, food places and stores are everywhere and there is tons of activity all around. We then undertook about 7 hours of rough bus rides to get dropped off in the dark in the middle of nowhere. With no lights in sight and fingers crossed, we walked with our packs and box of wine up a dirt road to find the nice, quaint little Kisulanza Farm. The farm offered wonderful campsites. Additionally, the owner Mark said we were free to explore the tobacco, corn and coffee fields the following day. We spent a nice hour strolling through the farm only after our $1.50 pot of french press containing the coffee grown on the farm - good stuff!
Glad to hear you were able to cross the border and back in the 21st Century- or at least 20th. The Shiwa house looks really interesting but can't wait to hear the Mark and Mel stories. Do folks go wacko alone out there like in the Shining? Got the SA Africa Storms River postcard, what a beach. We're in our own rainforest the last two weeks; the drought is over.
ReplyDeleteDid you pack that alligator yard art? It would look great in the herb garden.
Love you- stay safe.
Please tell me that you got an earing or a tattoo at the G-Unit barber shop in addition to a haircut. From that picture it's hard to tell if you are in Africa or in North Harlem in NYC....
ReplyDeleteTell Ariana that those lions look way too close to her in that picture, is she feeding them something?
Heading to Montreal for Harrison's Bparty at the end of this week. Your presence will be missed - I now have to find some random guy wearing old running shoes, a stocking cap and a beer-in-hand to fill in for you.
Continued safe travels for you both.
TJH
I'm sure that you must have heard the collective moan of despair when we all read that you lost your camera. Thankfully, that sentence was followed by the news that you now have another in hand. You are a wonderful writer, but the visuals are also terrific! The waterfall pics are breathtaking, and the signs give the uninitiated a real flavor for your surroundings. Your blog is now being read by everyone we know and they are all enchanted! So how did that last minute attempted price hike on the rental car in Zambia get handled??? Drinking with the police sounds like it is to be recommended everywhere! Nice work!
ReplyDeleteHey you two-Ariannas Aunt Peg here-we are just mesmerized by your narrative and pics-----hanging on every word ......cant wait for the Serengeti....
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